03 September 2007

SUMMER OF BLOOD: I TAKE THE STOCK OF WHAT I HAVE SEEN, AND RANK IT

Films that I am pleased to have watched
1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
2. Nightmare 7: Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
3. Nightmare 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Films that are, as such things go, okay
4. F13, Part 2 (1981)
5. F13, Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Films that are bad
6. Nightmare 4: The Dream Master (1988)
7. Friday the 13th (1980)
8. Nightmare 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
9. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
10. F13 IV: The Final Chapter (1984)
11. Nightmare 6: Freddy's Dead (1991)

Films that are awful
12. Nightmare 5: The Dream Child (1989)
13. F13 IX: Jason Goes to Hell (1993)
14. F13, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
15. F13, Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

Films that make the baby Jesus cry
16. F13, Part 3 (1982)
17. F13 V: A New Beginning (1985)
18. F13 X: Jason X (2002)

3 comments:

  1. Tim, DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS E-MAIL!!!

    YOU DID IT!!!

    Phil Hall changed his vote and you're now a member of the OFCS!!!

    E-mail me, man! Congrats! I'm so damn excited!

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  2. if OFCS means what i think it means, then yes, congratulations!!

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  3. Friday the 13th: Part III - in 3D is amazing. Absolutely amazing. I mean, it's Jason throwing things at the screen! I wrote a "Cinema of the Absurd" entry about it on my blog it's that great.

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