This has been a completely grueling summer, right? I'm not just being an unpleasable grouch? Because it feels like no matter how much I lower my expectations, they still end up being too high. Anyway, it's all going to over soon, and we can start looking forward to the at least potentially exciting movies of September and even more October, which is both so close and so far away...
2.8.2013
There's nothing about the "antagonistic buddy cops" genre that can possibly still be exciting or surprising at this point, but it's also an unusually reliable formula: just make sure the two actors are well-paired and have good chemistry. And all signals point to Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg having perfectly fine chemistry in 2 Guns. Like to be a classic? Clearly not. But it should at least be fun enough to not be a waste of time, and that is where we've ended up at this point.
7.8.2013
They made another Percy Jackson movie. Isn't that dear? Anyway, Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters is all set to be the first dead-on-arrival YA lit adaptation of the month. There's also a terrible, terrible looking pot smuggling comedy, We're the Millers, with a cast that's simply much too good for it to possibly be as grating as the trailer implies.
9.8.2013
The DisneyToon Studios spin-off Planes looks stupid and bland, of course, but I can't possibly be alone in thinking that it's probably going to be an improvement over Cars 2, right? The animation doesn't look excruciating, and there's no Larry the Cable Guy. God, I hope there's no Larry the Cable Guy.
That being said, the smart money is on Elysium, one of the few promising films of the month. I wasn't hugely up on director Neil Blomkamp's previous film, District 9, but heady and visually impressive sci-fi - and the film looks to be both of those things - will be an unusually refreshing chaser at the end of this particular season.
16.8.2013
I love about August that it ends up being crammed full of weekends that feel like catch basins, for movies that are perhaps too promising to get dumped outright, but not nearly appealling enough to merit any real attention. And the most schizophrenic weekend of the summer - maybe even the year - is easily the one that bears witness to Kick-Ass 2, the sequel to a snotty, nihilistic movie that I hated; to Paranoia, an office espionage thriller that feels like it's been lying around since 1994; to Jobs, a hagiography starring the infinitely punchable Ashton Kutcher; to The Butler, a Lee Daniels film about apolitical politics. Speaking as one with an established Daniels fascionation, the last of these is easily the standout to me, but everything here seems weirdly flat in disparate, but equally aimless directions.
21.8.2013
Hey look, it's another stillborn YA literary adaptation! The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, though I think that if one of them is going to do at all well, it's clearly going to be this one.
23.8.2013
Thank God, a movie that I feel absolute no ambivalence towards, only straight-up joyous, childlike anticipation: The World's End, the third of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's Cornetto Trilogy, and since Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz were both ingenious genre deconstructions and hilarious comedies, it stands to reason that this should be, at a minimum, awfully good.
Probably not awfully good: home invasion thriller You're Next, which has been sitting around since 2011 and was made by one of the later perpetrators of the totally useless V/H/S.
28.8.2013
Two lawyers and ex-lovers are teamed up to defend a terrorism suspect in Closed Circuit. On the subject of movies that feel like rejects from the 1990s.
30.8.2013
Do you like One Direction? Probably not, because I really don't imagine that there's any overlap between their audience and this blog's. Nonetheless, if you are interested in a 3-D One Direction concert film, One Direction: This Is Us (advertised under the far superior title (1D3D) exists, so go see it, or whatever.
Ethan Hawke's inability to make movies that are good when Richard Linklater isn't involved continues with Getaway, where he and Selena Gomez fight criminals, or whatever.
31 July 2013
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I'll go ahead and put to rest any residual anxiety you might have - "The World's End" is my favourite movie of the year so far. Not as funny as "Hot Fuzz" - what is? - but still an exhibit of stunningly sharp characterisation, Simon Pegg giving probably the best performance of his career, and Edgar Wright proving his chops once again as a director of comedy and action.
ReplyDeleteHave to agree here. The World's End is little short of marvellous, and often in ways you absolutely wouldn't expect from these film makers.
ReplyDeleteCan we hope for a Blockbuster History review for Shaun to coincide with the end of the trilogy? :)
Aww, I really like the idea of someone reading the latest Summer of Blood entry while listening to One Direction. I'm not that person, but more power to them.
ReplyDeleteAye, no Larry the Cable Guy (probably, hopefully), but instead you get Dane Cook! As the protagonist, no less! I can only hope that when Trains is inevitably announced, it will have Andrew Dice Clay attached to it.
ReplyDeleteI actually got the chance to see You're Next at the LA Film Festival about a month ago and found it to be one of the most fun horror films I've seen in years.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I HAVE read Summer of Blood while listening to One Direction, so what do I know?
"Planes" is simply Pixar/Disney looking for a marketing revenue. Toddlers still eat the Cars movie and licensed stuff up by the boatloads.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the movie has Dane Cook as the lead, and includes such luminaries as Cedric the Entertainer, Brad Garrett, and Sinbad (he was available?!), which might reflect my personal roster of comedy hell.
Finally, its pretty telling that they have a Mexican airplane in the movie and couldn't convince Antonio Banderas to participate. That must have been one awful script for him to pass on it.
Yeah, definitely only really interested in Elysium and The World's End this month.
ReplyDeleteBUT, I have heard good things about You're Next, and if I was more of a slasher fan I might be looking forward to it. And I've gotta say, if it wasn't for Selena Gomez, I would think Getaway looks kinda fun in an unpretentious, B-movie, as-much-crazy-car-action-as-we-can-cram-in type way
@Surly - Sinbad? Woof, it's worse than I thought. Though, to be fair to Brad Garrett, I liked him just fine in Ratatouille.
ReplyDeleteBrad Garrett is clearly not the problem, even if he's sitcom-trained. I had literally no idea that the bland but familiar sounding white dude was Dane Cook, and my already meek expectations plummeted; but still, not quite to Larry the Cable Guy levels.
ReplyDeleteAnd how the hell did John Cleese get tangled up in this?