17 May 2015

IT'S COMING

There are two announcements in the post, so read it all even if you you think you don't care. And while not caring about the Summer of Blood and being enough of an Antagony & Ecstasy regular to bother with these non-review posts seems unlikely, I know a lot of people who, for good reasons of their own, generally skip over the annual tradition that has been, since 2007, this blog's signature event.

Yes! It is Summer of Blood time, what with Memorial Day coming next weekend. The ninth edition of Summer of Blood, no less, which strikes me as a most auspicious number. Nine is the total number of Nightmare on Elm Street movies, if we count Freddy vs. Jason. There have been nine Halloween films featuring Michael Myers, instead of Gaelic black magic turning children into piles of snakes. Dario Argento directed nine good horror films before he went crazy and started making godawful crap. Nine was that Daniel Day-Lewis musical directed by Rob Marshall, and if you saw it, you know why it belongs in a conversation about horror movies. But the most holy association of all: it was the ninth entry in the enduring and genre-typifying Friday the 13th series that preceded the longest gap between movies in that franchise, making its definitive subtitle seem almost true. And it is in honor of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday that I announce this year's theme for the Summer of Blood.

Brayton Goes to Hell: The Final Summer

And so yeah, you read that right. "The final summer" means what you think it means: barring the unforeseen, this is going to be the last Summer of Blood. For a while. I mean, there's always the hope of a cryogenically-frozen Summer of Blood being accidentally cracked open by idiots visiting Earth on a research trip in 2455 and thereupon turning into a cyborg zombie in outer space. But Brayton Goes to Hell was a lot easier to Photoshop in 15 minutes than Brayton X.

So this, anyway, brings me to the other announcement.

On 24 August of this year, I, lifelong resident of the Chicago metropolitan area and longtime under-employed writer, video editor, and office drone, will be entering the Ph.D. program in Communication Arts - Film at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. This development has been specifically brewing since October 2013, and probably stretches back much earlier than that, to judge from the overwhelming number of my close friends who greeted my news of "I'm applying to grad school!" with some variation on "Of course you are. Finally."

There are pragmatic aspects to this decision, the big one of which is that next May, right about this week in fact, I'll be wrapping up my very first year as a full-fledged grad student. And the thing that I think I'm going to want to do for a little while following that is to not write articles running into 2000 and 3000 words about the history of slasher movies. I adore the Summer of Blood. It is the thing above all things that has made this blog important to me on a level other than "fuck, if I see all these movies, I might as well vomit up some thoughts on them". But it takes such an enormous amount out of me, and wisdom dictates that I should probably not launch immediately into that particular series right after I complete nine straight months of what I expect to be grueling, time-consuming work. And so here we are: Brayton Goes to Hell: The Final Summer. With apologies to Madison, which does not have the reputation of being Hell at all, but the second I realised that my surname and the word "Jason" sound sort of alike, I couldn't resist.

The other pragmatic aspect of all this is that, come August, things are going to change but good around this place. I'm not giving up the blog. It has been too big a part of my life, and especially too big a part of why I've made this utterly daft decision to enter a 6-7 year graduate program at the innocent age of 33, for me to say "fuck this noise, I'm on to better things". I don't know how much blogging I'll still be able to do, though. It won't be daily - it's not always exactly daily now, but it will become much less so. No matter what, I'm going to keep up with the ol' "Every film that goes to #1 at the North American box office gets a review" rule I've been mostly following since 2009. And thanks to your extreme generosity, beloved readers, I have a stack of cancer fundraiser reviews that's going to keep me busy well past my 15 August moving day. And I've made way too many very visible promises for a Star Wars retrospective this autumn. And, and, and.  Let's say that on the very worst weeks, I'm still going to try to post at least twice. The very best weeks, who the hell knows? I don't even know what "the best week" entails in a grad school environment. We'll talk about this again in August.

For now, let's talk about the Summer of Blood itself. Going to Hell could, of course, mean spending time with movies involving the afterlife in the pits of sulfur and flame that await all sinners. But that's boring and repetitive, and anyway, this is the finale. We need something bigger and more idiotic than that. What would Antagony & Ecstasy be without going to ludicrous extremes?

So my goal for the next ten weeks - so this can all be wrapped up before I start packing - is no less than a history of American horror cinema from beginning to end. Starting next weekend, every week will be devoted to a particular epoch in the history of the genre, and because I've gone and promised that I'm going to Hell, it can't just be a little article on Saturdays. I need to suffer. And I'm going to do it with no fewer than three reviews every week; Saturdays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays are the goal, but that's subject to a little wiggling

The full schedule follows below the jump; if anybody wants to be surprised, I don't want to ruin things for them. I hope you all follow me during this last descent into madness!

Week 1, 5/23-5/28: Silent Horror
Frankenstein (1910)
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
The Cat and the Canary (1927)

Week 2, 5/30-6/4: Horror in the 1930s
The Vampire Bat (1933)
Werewolf of London (1935)
Mad Love (1935)

Week 3, 6/6-6/11: Horror in a Post-War World
The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)
Scared to Death (1947)
The Black Castle (1952)

Week 4, 6/13-6/18: Sci-Fi Horror
Bride of the Monster (1955)
Attack of the Crab Mosters (1957)
The Blob (1958)

Week 5, 6/20-6/25: B-Horror in the 1960s
Homicidal (1961)
The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)

Week 6, 6/27-7/2: Horror Gets Mean
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
The Wizard of Gore (1970)
The Last House on the Left (1972)

Week 7, 7/4-7/9: New Hollywood Horror
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Sisters (1973)
The Omen (1976)

Week 8, 7/11-7/16: The Slasher Film
The Prowler (1981)
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
Nail Gun Massacre (1985)

Week 9, 7/18-7/23: Horror in the Late 1990s
Urban Legend (1998)
Lake Placid (1999)
Final Destination (2000)

Week 10, 7/25-7/30: 21st Century Horror
Nope! I'm going to keep the last batch of films a surprise.

30 comments:

  1. Congratulations, Tim!

    It'll suck, but I think everyone will be okay if you have to slow down. I don't know how you keep the pace you do. (I mean I really don't know. Methamphetamine is still illegal in Illinois, and it seems like the kind of abuse that would let a man do beyond-daily updates would also impact the quality of his offerings, and that's not in evidence.)

    I'm looking forward to your thoughts on Phantom of the Opera, and feel free to move Rope to the back of your charity schedule or even delay it, if it helps. (I mean, I already know Rope is the greatest film Alfred Hitchcock ever made, and I can wait indefinitely for you to tell me why I'm wrong!)

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  2. Never let it be said that you would not go to the ends of the Earth, and into Hell itself, for your readers Tim.

    I just hope you manage to come out the other side again. That's quite an itinerary you have set for yourself...

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  3. I wish you the best of luck Tim, and look forward to any updates you may have, whenever that may be. You're my favorite movie critic on the internet, and I selfishly wish to keep reading your work for many years to come.

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  4. Wow. Congratulations to you, Tim! You're my favorite reviewer on the web and I'll be very sad to see the updates slow down. That being said, I'm so excited for this opportunity you have!

    I hope that this allows you to keep doing what you love and opens up infinite possibilities for you because you're too good with words to be doing this kinda thing for free!

    Good luck in your new endeavor and know that we'll still be here reading whenever you're able to update!

    PS. How awesome will it be for us to be able to recommend people to this blog in a few years and say, "You should check out Tim Brayton's stuff, he's a doctor you know..."

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  5. Congratulations! Wish you loads of success with both the Summer of Blood and the Ph.D!

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  6. Congrats, and of course, we understand. :). I for one am thrilled to hear your take on Crab Monsters, etc., especially since I actually found it unnerving (contrary to my expectations from the title).

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  7. Congratulations on starting the PhD program! Hopefully, everything will go swimmingly. And I rabidly await the blog's descent into horror movie degeneracy.

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  8. Many thousands of congratulations! The twin stings of less Antagony & Ecstasy and no more Summer of Blood are somewhat assuaged by this massive, heart-stoppingly ambitious compendium.

    Having just finished school myself, I've been greatly looking forward to this year's Summer of Blood to get me through my own post-grad Hell. As it turns out, I'll have more than my share, and thank you for that.

    I'm thrilled to see The House on Sorority Row on the list, because that's one of the few remaining key slashers that I'm absolutely yearning to hear your take on. Many people find it generic, but I adore it with heart and soul. And maybe the comments on that will prove that I'm not the only fan of the band 4 Out Of 5 Doctors.

    Fingers crossed. Good luck in school! I wish you all the best, and I'm glad you've gone through with such a big decision!

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  9. Whew! That's not as bad as I thought. I was afraid you were going to say the blog was over.
    I didn't even know that you could be a doctor of movies, but if anybody was going to do it it would be you. I'm looking forward to following whatever else you go on to with great enthusiasm.
    Good luck, and godspeed.

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  10. Congrats and best wishes on grad school!

    We will all, of course, miss the Summer of Blood, but for what it's worth, we all know how "final" anything in conjunction with horror series really is...

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  11. Ahhh! Well, at least Summer of Blood is going out with one hell of a bang. (And one keenly photoshopped Blogger avatar...)

    Big congratulations, sir. UW Madison is lucky to have you.

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  12. I'm damn proud to call you a friend, and excited to see you writhe in a hell of your own creation all summer.

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  13. Hooray Hooray Hooray for your grad-school news! No one has ever combined a mission statement to undertake their PhD with an invocation of the phrase "Nail Gun Massacre," but perhaps they should have. So excited for you, as you know, on all counts.

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  14. Congratulations like everybody else and I wish you the best with your studies!

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  15. Hell yeah! Congratulations on getting into grad school! It'll be a sad time for many of us that your writing frequency will have to drop as a result (seriously, you have to be the hardest working blogger out there), but I'm sure we all can't wait to see what the future holds for you.

    Really excited for this Summer of Blood as always. The Phantom of the Opera! Rosemary's Baby! Night of the Living Dead!!!

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  16. I hesitate to say Thanks Everybody! and risk killing the thread when y'all are saying nice things about me.

    But thanks everybody! It took a lot of work and stress to get here, and I'm really excited to find out what this is all going to look like, in my personal life and on the blog. August and September are going to be very weird...

    Meanwhile, I'm glad folks are excited for the Summer of Blood schedule. I confess that a lot of it was transparently my attempt to make sure that I reviewed some of the horror movies that I never got around to and might not have a chance for later.

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  17. Comgratulations Tim! If you take the archives of A&E and spread them out across a reasonable posting frequency, I reckon you've paid your dues for about... what do you think, the next 40 years? Your readership has precious little to complain about if you take it down a peg. Best of luck on your academic endeavours, and may this Summer of Blood make for a glorious finale!

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  18. Congratulations Tim! I'm a regular lurker, but I had to post in on such big news. I'll be sorry to read less of you, but I've learned so much about film from your blog that I would not dream of complaining. Thank you so much and I hope grad school isn't so taxing that can't manage a couple of reviews a week to keep us all on your hook.

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  19. I thought this might be what you were referring to in your letter a while back, but it's still good to hear from the horse's mouth. My heartiest congratulations! Do you have any idea of what your thesis will be about? Please let it be about awful, awful horror (or, specifically, the periscope from Cheerleader Camp)!

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  20. Cool beans. I bet it'll be a good experience for you; I know my PhD program was both fun and extremely intellectually broadening--and also, to be honest, not as arduous as I might have supposed, though of course I don't know the particulars of what you'll be doing. Still, if you love blogging, I'm sure you'll find plenty of time to keep it up.

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  21. I love SoB, so I'm glad you're ending it with a bang! Good luck with your degree!

    Here's hoping (selfishly) that movie blogging is so ingrained in you that it will be impossible for you to stop even when it would really be in your best interest to skip a review. :)

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  22. Congratulations! I've been a reader of your blog for years, and I can't imagine that you won't improve academia with all of your insight, humor, and writing skills. I wish you the best of luck with courses and professors and fellow students, and hope you enjoy the experience in amongst all the work.

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  23. Oh, my! Congrats, Tim, even though I'm saddened that there will be less reviews, I am enormously happy for your decision to become Dr. Brayton. It just has a nice ring to it.

    Also, holy shit, the SoB sounds like the best one yet. That's good for the readers, but flies in the face of the genre you are exploring.

    The Final Chapter of a horror series is typically dog-shit, so I raise objections based purely on the meta nature of it all ;)

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  24. Congratulations on going to grad school! Even if you slow down your blogging, you will no doubt be far more prolific than I am (and most mortal beings are).

    You still have decades yet to review every movie ever made. ;)

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  25. Congrats on taking this step, Tim!

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  26. Congrats, Tim! I'll add to the warm, nice thoughts:

    I owe my cup of coffee in the blogging world to you're graciousness in plugging my blog. There's no way I blog for as long as I did without being encouraged by the amount of material you would publish on your site.

    Summer of Blood was the series that led me to be a lifer here, and it has consistently been one of the highlights of my summer. I'm looking forward most to your thoughts on the '60s horror films and The Prowler and The House on Sorority Row (a really underrated slasher) this summer. I can't wait!

    Anyway, you're hard work, brilliance, and love for movies is apparent to anyone that follows the blog but also to those that take a cursory glance at it. I'm sure you'll have nothing but success from here on out. Nothing but positive thoughts going your way, Tim. Best of luck!

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  27. Stoked for the last Summer of Blood but sad to see it go. Sounds like the best one yet. Good luck with your academic endeavours!

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  28. Congrats Tim! I've been a casual follower of your blog for a few years now, enjoying (if not always agreeing :)) it quite a bit. So imagine my surprise at seeing that you'll be joining me as a UW grad student! I'll be starting my third year (first of PhD coursework) there in the fall, and I'll look forward to seeing you there.

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  29. Well heck, what are the odds of that? I look forward to meeting you!

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  30. I know this post is nearly two weeks old at this point, but I can't not say congratulations! I've probably learned more about how movies work from you than anyone else. You're the only person I've seen talk about The Passion of Joan of Arc, Suspiria, Godzilla and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and admit that they're all masterpieces. And that doesn't even cover a fraction of the films you've talked about, and in each case illuminated something new. Hell, after near daily updates for 10 years, you deserve some cutbacks. Not that I'm surprised it took you a graduate program to finally do it. :)

    The Summers of Blood will be missed, but the opportunities you're moving on to (and the inevitably even better blog, if it can possibly get better) will more than make up for it. I eagerly await Dr. Timothy Brayton's Antagony and Ecstasy, and all I can say, once again, is congratulations!

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