Having finished the damn series, and finding it very hard to properly review this week's Sunday movie (look for it tomorrow), I thought that instead maybe I should go ahead and share the fruits of my labor, and I do regard watching ten F13 films in ten weeks as most arduous labor indeed:
A F13 Timeline
13 June, 1946 - Jason Voorhees is born
Summer, 1957 - Eleven-year-old Jason falls in Crystal Lake, and is presumed dead
Summer, 1958 - Pamela Voorhees kills two counselors, closing Camp Crystal Lake
13-14 June, 1979 - Friday the 13th
August, 1979 - Jason kills Alice (Part 2)
Summer, 1982 - Chris encounters Jason in the woods (Part 3)
12-18 July, 1984 - Part 2, Part 3 and The Final Chapter
Late 1980s - Crystal Lake, NJ changes its name to Forest Green
Summer, 1990 - A New Beginning
May, 1992 - Jason Lives
Late summer, 1992 - Rennie is attacked by Boy Jason in the lake (Jason Takes Manhattan)
Early 1990s - Forest Green changes its name back
13 October, 1995 - Tina kills her father (The New Blood)
Summer, 2002 - The New Blood
May, 2003 - Jason Takes Manhattan
Summer, 2004 - Jason Goes to Hell
2008 - Jason is somehow released from Hell, whereupon he was caught by the US government (Jason X)
2010 - The Crysal Lake Research Facility is frozen with Jason and Rowan inside (Jason X)
2011-2454 - Oh, they'll find a way to fit another damn story in here. Make no mistake of that, my dears.
2455 - Jason X
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