I'm not a praying man, so instead let me offer my hope up to the universe:
As a resident of Chicago's north side;
with an apartment three blocks east of Wrigley Field;
every day seeing beloved Cubs iconography as I walk to the train;
please let the Diamondbacks smoke the Cubs this evening, and let me see the crushed look on all the faces of all the Cubs fans as it happens.
Fuckin' Cubs fans.
06 October 2007
2 comments:
Just a few rules so that everybody can have fun: ad hominem attacks on the blogger are fair; ad hominem attacks on other commenters will be deleted. And I will absolutely not stand for anything that is, in my judgment, demeaning, insulting or hateful to any gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or religion. And though I won't insist on keeping politics out, let's think long and hard before we say anything particularly inflammatory.
Also, sorry about the whole "must be a registered user" thing, but I do deeply hate to get spam, and I refuse to take on the totalitarian mantle of moderating comments, and I am much too lazy to try to migrate over to a better comments system than the one that comes pre-loaded with Blogger.
I have less than no empathy for you. I remember the almost annual complaints from Wrigleyville yuppies about Cubs fans, and my response to them then is my response to you now.
ReplyDeleteYou moved to fucking WRIGLEYVILLE. At what point did you expect anything other than this?
Will
i would like to add that it is absolutely despicable to be pulling for the Diamondbacks over the Cubs. seriously. i know you don't care about baseball, but COME ON.
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